Hey auditor

After 5 years!! I am back with my heart racing again.. nowhere to go but back at this still no one else have seen blog. Just to be in trend with the times, this would be my 'Metaverse' #MarkZuckerbergIWantMyAdvertisingMoney. Anyway, back to who this is dedicated to, our new auditor, I recently took over managing the Singapore and regional accounts (Congrats me!! Although under abnormal circumstances) and we got a new auditor. 

She is not stunningly beautiful or exceptionally captivating at 1st sight (or was it because of the mask? Hmmm.. anyway..) but she grows on me. That mesmerising face without the mask is something I wanna be lost in. Those mini hand gestures, shifty eyes (not the criminal kind but the shy, demure and cute way) and quick hair flipping when questioning me about the accounts just constantly pulling at my heart strings, I wanna just remove your freaking mask and kiss you.... Those laughter you have in the room with that guy auditor you are with is making me jeoulous somehow, wtf.. I want that with you!! Anyway enough said, here is my CPA version especially for her:

Hey auditor, do I linger?

In your head, do I still linger?

Or I mistook you interest in my sales ledger as something special.. 

Hey auditor, do you remember?

In early November, do you still remember?

How we shared a laughter at my misplaced decimal in staff medical..

Hey auditor, do I appear?

On some nights, do I appear?

Did you actually wanted my number or was it just for the confirmation of debtors.. 

Auditor **on, are you fond?

Me without TB, are you fond?

Staying with me daily past dawn and not cause you were revaluating the Korean Won..

Auditor **on, am I wrong?

It is mutual, am I wrong?

Say it is me too that you long and not the balances of our issued bonds.. 

Did you imply?

That glist in your eyes, was it implied?

Your question on goodwill amortise was actually you asking to be my wife???

Well.. maybe I am living a lie, my accruals don't even tie, adverse opinion is looming by,

but still I wanna give you a deep dive, "hee bang li eh liao gai" (hokkien)

I wish i could lay it out for her

To the same 19 y.o. intern, i cant help it, she just keeps popping up, crazy crush here, btw her virtual presence (as in photos) don't do her justice.......

Unlike Usher,
We don't have to be either lovers or friends, there is a middle ground where we both can stand.

Don't worry,
I am not insinuating an unethical romance, but just a place we can drop our pretence.

Boxes checked,
To me you are a perfect ten, from your flowing hair, gorgeous face to all those bends.

Straight up,
I have played my cards and showed my hands, well now I do love to hear what's your intend?

Hits after Hits

Dedicated to a girl (19 y.o. of age or so I heard, one of the sweetest face anyone will ever see, beautiful locks, smell naturally good even after a smoke), an intern at my office for a week so far, ignorantly my senior assigned me to be her mentor for the 1st day and this happened.......

Like the wildest sahara desert storm, my heart was tossed wildly caught in your desert songs.

It was unintentional, your allure graced since you were born, almost professional, your nonchalance charm is my porn.

It's not how much I miss or for u I longed, it's the constant reminder of the name ******ne.

The beautiful haunting from dusk till dawn, eyes closed brain shut but you're still not gone.

Obviously on all levels this is awfully wrong, but how could I abstain from agreeing with my heart so fond?

She & You (& I)

Dedicated to a classy lady (was 34 y.o, petite, long straight black hair), we dated from late 2014 to early 2015. Super hot, literally at it like gorillas, nice and sweet included....

She used to rule my universe,
She used to quench my every thirst.
Then,
You designed by the man above,
You got my attention like u deserve.

She love me like no one on earth,
You got me excited in every nerve
And,
She I once regarded as my first
You came and made it less obvious.

You planted flags all over her turf,
She watch from sidelines like reserves,
If,
You and I are made at birth
She and I are just rehearse.

But,
I ask..
Are we really meant to love?

Welcome to my virtual space

Hi all keyboard warriors (me included),

Please put your hands together to welcome the hottest sensation a.k.a wannabe author/scripwriter/poet/etc..

A 31 years old male (as at posting date), who thinks freedom of expression when it comes to heart matters is even more restricted then political issues (even in Singapore's context).

Sorry to disappoint you there will be no shakespear quality work but this acts as my secret storage space, away from my wife, my family, my friends, but dedicated to all my secret crushes (don't holla if you think it's you).

You can however be assured there will be lotsa puns and random references to anything at all. So sit back, ensure your WiFi connection is good, handphone battery well charged and I hope you keep your comments (mean ones) to your mama.

Thanks and love from Singapore's most bo liao (nothing better to do) wannabe author. XOXO, Martel, VSOP